I wasn’t surprised, really, when the news emerged, last week, that 2face Idibia and his off-and-on lover Pero Adeniyi are making another baby together.
Idibia, a ladies’ man and himself a womanizer, didn’t exactly tell us he was through with making babies.
But, perhaps because he already had all five of them, from three different women, and because of all the drama that came with each baby, we easily assumed he had had enough.
If he’s going to make more children, it’ll be when he settles down with one of the baby mamas, or any other lady, we all thought.
But those who know the situation deeply kept telling us: 2face will have more babies. And one of the sure candidates is Pero Adeniyi. Ms Adeniyi, a divorcee, already had two kids for Idibia, in a six year relationship that’s as controversial as it’s fascinating.
Despite several break-ups and make-ups, insiders will tell you Pero is one of the few women around that have 2face’s ‘mumu button’. And she never hesitates to push and punch it when the need arises. Does she sometimes abuse it? That, is subject for another day.
Scheming women are one of the worst things that can happen to a man. And Idibia has had a great share of them – especially the three baby mamas who spent years trying to outdo one another in a bid to win his attention, and maybe get a ring.
But after all these years, I would want to think 2face has become an expert in matters concerning Annie Macauley, Sunmbo Ajaba and Pero Adeniyi. And at this stage, it will be foolhardy to call anything that happens between them an accident. Idibia’s birds have mastered the art of flying without perching. And he, the hunter, has also had enough time to understand how to shoot without missing.
So I’m thinking, if it so happens – and it has – that there’s some sort of mishap (not a good word in this case, since a baby is a good thing, right? Okay, please delete that word. Thanks), then one should point to a conspiracy between the hunter and the bird. No?
That aside, my heart goes to Ms Macauley and Ms Ajaba. When Pero allegedly announced she’s delivered a set of twins for Idibia few years ago, and it turned out to be false, her rivals must have had a sweet laugh. When, late last year she suggested Idibia had given her an engagement ring, and it turned out it’s not exactly so, Macauley and Ajaba must have asked rhetorically ‘what’s wrong with her sef?’.
And now, I imagine Pero, sweet, charming Pero Adeniyi, drama queen extraordinaire and magnet to controversies, smiling in her apartment, wine glass in hand, and asking: ‘so, who’s winning now?’
I love this game!
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