The above is an uninviting invitation letter, sent by a Mother-In-Law for her son’s wedding.
"You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my Perfect Son, The Doctor & Cheap Two-Bit Tramp, Whose name escapes me right now.
The biggest disaster in my family history will take place at 9pm on Saturday, September 8th
And no doubt end in divorce. Hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment. The overwhelming disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy."
Would you go for the wedding if you were invited? and What would you do if you were the bride?
"You are regretfully invited to the wedding between my Perfect Son, The Doctor & Cheap Two-Bit Tramp, Whose name escapes me right now.
The biggest disaster in my family history will take place at 9pm on Saturday, September 8th
And no doubt end in divorce. Hopefully in time to still be eligible for an annulment. The overwhelming disappointing heartbreak of a ceremony will be followed by dinner where nuts will be served because whatsherface has an allergy."
Would you go for the wedding if you were invited? and What would you do if you were the bride?
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